In case of emergency…
My one roommate always pulls this on me
Repost ? An incredible complaint found in Popular Science
Identity theft is a crime, Jim!
I work at a popular sandwich shop, and our bread comes in frozen sticks from the manufacturer. I found this while preparing tomorrow’s bake.
They Saved Atlantis
When girls compliment me about my muscles.
Finally making progress and she gets a text from her ex.
MFW I turned into Doge
When i’m not interested in someone’s kids
MR after I walk out of a Walmart store after waiting 15 minutes in the cashier lane and I notice that I forgot to buy toilet paper.
That smile at the end